Used Cows For Sale
What would you do with a used cow?
Cattle marketing for the poor and not-so-famous
QuotaBillsYour culture is your brand. - Tony Hsieh
It costs a lot to build bad products. - Norman Augustine
I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz
Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb
I've got the hottest brand in the world. - Donald Trump
Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson
Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb
By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde
For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin
A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions - Archie Bunker
Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx
Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan
Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker
Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath
The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash
All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood
When all you've got is a hammer, bad service looks like a nail. - Doc Searls
Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain
Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin
Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen
Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek
We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman
Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash
Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown
The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella
Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker
The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd
Before you create any more 'great content,' figure out how you are going to market it first. - Joe Pulizzi
Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana
If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock
Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay
The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker
For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader
Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton