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Used Cows For Sale thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Cattle marketing for the poor and not-so-famous

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Your culture is your brand. - Tony Hsieh

It costs a lot to build bad products. - Norman Augustine

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

I've got the hottest brand in the world. - Donald Trump

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin

A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions - Archie Bunker

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

When all you've got is a hammer, bad service looks like a nail. - Doc Searls

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Before you create any more 'great content,' figure out how you are going to market it first. - Joe Pulizzi

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton


Milk of Amnesia

Foot-Ball

Exhausted Baby

Open Air Wiring

Miss Chernobyl 2004

Fish Lips

Easy Mopping

African Lunch

Structural Books

Honda Boxer Engine

Sick Tombstone

No Drip

Gun Leash

Whole Human

Antler Field

Moon Football

Bike Rack

Straight From The Cow

Surf-In Lunch Snack

Lateral Thinking

Da Hood Shirt

Quiet Place To Study

No Beatle Haircuts

Lego Anatomy