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Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

I've got the hottest brand in the world. - Donald Trump

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb

For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin

A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions - Archie Bunker

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Stable: A command given to make a male cow remain in one place - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

When all you've got is a hammer, bad service looks like a nail. - Doc Searls

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

Yesterday ended last night. Today is a brand new day and it's yours. - Zig Ziglar

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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