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Ventilated Bridge

China's hole-iest bridge

Ventilated Bridge thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

Praise the bridge that carried you over. - George Colman

In Seine: Those who jump off a Paris bridge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

When you build bridges you can keep crossing them. - Rick Pitino

It is not best to swap horses while crossing the river. - Abraham Lincoln

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Bridge Partner: A person who is undesirable if he has a one-trick mind. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

The power of storytelling is exactly this: to bridge the gaps where everything else has crumbled. - Paulo Coelho

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Thursday: 1. What you get when crossing the desert; 2. How you feel crossing the desert on a hot day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

To say I'm an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. - Tina Fey

Your problem is to bridge the gap which exists between where you are now and the goal you intend to reach. - Earl Nightingale

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert


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