Water Transformer Hazard
Lesson in self-induced electrocution
Yes, that is a power cord floating on flip flops!
QuotaBillsWater rusts pipes. - WC Fields
Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker
Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown
Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau
Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb
Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton
The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx
The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb
Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields
The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha
You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker
A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt
We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb
If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster
Bob War: (Southern) A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: 'Boy, stay away from that bob war fence.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley
Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen
Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr
Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward
I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash
From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle
This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown