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Water Transformer Hazard

Lesson in self-induced electrocution

Water Transformer Hazard thanks to Fred Jerant

Yes, that is a power cord floating on flip flops!

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Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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