Water Transformer Hazard

Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Bob War: (Southern) A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: 'Boy, stay away from that bob war fence.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown