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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

Germ: A little bug with influence - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

And isn't he as slow as a wet week! - Unknown

Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha

Her absence is like the sky, spread over everything. - C S Lewis

A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect. - Karl Pilkington

Lines of gulls standing on glassy blue patches of wet sand. - Cathleen Schine

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

Some days you're the bug. Some days you're the windshield. - Price Cobb

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

What would be left of our tragedies if an insect were to present us his? - Emile M. Cioran

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

Not enough people know what Lyme disease is and the dangers of being bitten by an insect. - Gigi Hadid

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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