QuotaBillsChicken: An egg factory - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Easter is never deserved. - Jan Karon
Warren: Good name for a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume
Rabbit: Hare today, mink tomorrow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hare Brush: Used to groom a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker
Be brave, little rabbit. Take a chance. - Cherise Sinclair
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders
You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb
Eve: The first chicken to ruin a man's garden - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted. - Steven Wright
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope
Do not count your chickens before they are hatched. - Aesop
There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley
Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon
You have to look at history as an evolution of society. - Jean Chretien
A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown
Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire
Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin
I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg
Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni
Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb
Lawyers are like rabbits. They have a nasty habit of multiplying. - Leo Reilly
On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. - Douglas Horton
We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker
If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal
It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown
Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W Hall
Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday. - Fulton J Sheen
The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou
Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright
The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan
For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer
I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson
My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen
Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. - Charles M Crowe
My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage
Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson
It takes much more faith to believe in evolution than it does to believe in a creator. - Francis Schaeffer
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath
Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar
Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough
Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay
Christ appeared alive on several occasions after the cataclysmic events of that first Easter. - Josh McDowell
I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry
The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow
My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz
To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer
The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland
I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd
Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck
I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang
The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
The evolution of playground equipment has been to this ever safer, less challenging, less interesting assemblies of equipment. - Gever Tulley
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion
The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown
It goes back to Christianity's affiliation with Judaism as Passover. Easter is as important to Christians as Passover is to the Jews. - Glenn Duffy
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell
A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg
Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky