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Easter is never deserved. - Jan Karon

Warren: Good name for a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

Rabbit: Hare today, mink tomorrow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hare Brush: Used to groom a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker

Be brave, little rabbit. Take a chance. - Cherise Sinclair

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted. - Steven Wright

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

Do not count your chickens before they are hatched. - Aesop

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon

You have to look at history as an evolution of society. - Jean Chretien

If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? - Milton Berle

Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb

Lawyers are like rabbits. They have a nasty habit of multiplying. - Leo Reilly

On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. - Douglas Horton

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W Hall

Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday. - Fulton J Sheen

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. - Charles M Crowe

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

The evolution of playground equipment has been to this ever safer, less challenging, less interesting assemblies of equipment. - Gever Tulley

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

It goes back to Christianity's affiliation with Judaism as Passover. Easter is as important to Christians as Passover is to the Jews. - Glenn Duffy

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky


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