What's That?

Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

Howling Success: The baby that gets picked up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. - G K Chesterton

Flight attendants don't die, they just fly higher. - Unknown

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

I have wings on the back of my shoulders and I'm ready to fly. - Pamela Laskin

Baby Boomer: A kid who just polished off six jars of raspberry jam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To see what is in front of one's nose needs a constant struggle. - George Orwell

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter. - G.C. Lichtenberg

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know so it goes flying anyway. - Mary Kay Ash

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller