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Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't just fly, soar. - Walt Disney

Instinct is the nose of the mind. - Madame de Girardin

Why, when I am talking, does time seem to fly? - Bob Grant

Roasted pigeons will not fly into one's mouth. - Dutch Proverb

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mothers are angels that lift us when we cannot fly. - Unknown

Years fly by, but the heart stays in the same place. - Harlan Coben

There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing. - Will Rogers

Flight attendants don't die, they just fly higher. - Unknown

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

You have to sniff out joy. Keep your nose to the joy trail. - Buffy Sainte-Marie

After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

Don't be scared to fly along. Find a path that is your own. - Unknown

The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik


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