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When Life Gets You Down

Sometimes when you're angry with someone, it helps to sit down and think about the problem

When Life Gets You Down thanks to Mike King

A little birdie said to me, 'Cheer up - life could be worse!'
So I cheered up, and sure enough, things got worse...

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Life's short. Live passionately. - Marc A. Pitman

I want my life to be something more than long. - Pippin

In married life, three is company and two none. - Oscar Wilde

Admiration is as indispensable to life as oxygen. - Genevieve A Dariaux

The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live. - Elbert Hubbard

Life is 10% what happens and 90% of how you react to it. - Charles Swindoll

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

The man who forgets to be grateful has fallen asleep in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Too many times in life we see a need but hesitate to act on it. - Joe Segal

Sometimes true courage in life is just being a decent human being. - Unknown

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

Moments of their secret life together burst like stars upon his memory. - James Joyce

The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age. - Orson Welles

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

I've probably wasted a solid year of my life just staring into the fridge. - Bill Murray

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. - Robert Frost

People go forward in life. Bitterness and grudges and resentments only poison it. - David Furnish

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

There are two types of risk in life: the danger of trying and the danger of not trying. - Nick Vujicic

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. - George Burns

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

St. Teresa of Avila described our life in this world as like a night at a second-class hotel. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I've written 17 novels, and I've found out that fiction can't keep up with real life. - John Grisham

Life is a combination of laughter and tears, and it's almost always better to laugh than to cry. - Teresa Medeiros

We don't understand life any better at forty than at twenty, but by then we realize it and admit it. - Jules Renard

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. - Will Rogers

Stop waiting for the right person to come into your life. Be the right person to come into someone else's life. - Unknown

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

If you want to achieve things in life, you've just got to do them; and if you're talented and smart, you'll succeed. - Juliana Hatfield

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

The highest and most beautiful things in life are not to be heard about, nor read about, nor seen but, if one will, are to be lived. - Soren Kierkegaard

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison


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