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When Life Gets You Down

Sometimes when you're angry with someone, it helps to sit down and think about the problem

When Life Gets You Down thanks to Mike King

A little birdie said to me, 'Cheer up - life could be worse!'
So I cheered up, and sure enough, things got worse...

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It is life as it is lived. - Gore Vidal

Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

An unexamined life is not worth living. - Socrates

The purpose of life is a life of purpose. - Robert Byrne

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

The man who forgets to be grateful has fallen asleep in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. - Benjamin Franklin

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works. - Oscar Wilde

The tragedy of life is not what men suffer, but rather what they miss. - Thomas Carlyle

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown

Life is never boring, but some people choose to be bored. Boredom is a choice. - Wayne W. Dyer

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half minutes of your life. - Richard Lewis

The key is to figure out what you want out of life, not what you want out of your career. - Goldie Hawn

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life. - Hunter S. Thompson

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head. - Terry Josephson

In a story you had to find a reason, but real life gets on very well without even Freudian motivations. - Anthony Burgess

It is necessary to try to surpass one's self always; this occupation ought to last as long as life. - Queen Christina

Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days. - Ike Barinholtz

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

You cannot tailor-make the situations in life, but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations. - Zig Ziglar

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

Three things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after it's said, the MOMENT after it's missed, and the TIME after it's gone. - Unknown

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Things end. People leave. And you know what? Life goes on. Besides, if bad things didn't happen, how would you be able to feel the good ones? - Elizabeth Scott

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King


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