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When Life Gets You Down

Sometimes when you're angry with someone, it helps to sit down and think about the problem

When Life Gets You Down thanks to Mike King

A little birdie said to me, 'Cheer up - life could be worse!'
So I cheered up, and sure enough, things got worse...

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

My life has been nothing but a failure. - Claude Monet

Attitude determines the altitude of life. - Edwin L Cole

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Without music, life would be a blank to me. - Jane Austen

The good life is a process, not a state of being. - Carl Rogers

Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely. - Karen K Clark

Forgiveness is the giving, and so the receiving, of life. - George MacDonald

As your runway of life gets shorter, the lighter the load. - Joe Segal

Life is 10% what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it. - Charles Swindoll

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. - Helen Hayes

Life doesn't come with a manual. It comes with a mother. - Unknown

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

The greatest gap in life is the one between knowing and doing. - Dick Biggs

A good coach can change a game. A great coach can change a life. - John Wooden

Winners in life don't always win; they just don't give up. - Unknown

maturity is achieved when a person accepts life as full of tension. - Joshua L. Liebman

One has to take initiative in life to achieve what he or she wants. - Donald Johanson

All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

Never give up. Expect only the best from life and take action to get it. - Catherine Pulsifer

A happy life consists not in the absence, but in the mastery of hardships. - Helen Keller

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan

To change one's life: Start immediately. Do it flamboyantly. No exceptions. - William James

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

As I look back on my life, I see it as one long obstacle course with myself as the main obstacle. - Jack Paar

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

If only I'd known that one day my differentness would be an asset, then my early life would have been much easier. - Bette Midler

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

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