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When Life Gets You Down

Sometimes when you're angry with someone, it helps to sit down and think about the problem

When Life Gets You Down thanks to Mike King

A little birdie said to me, 'Cheer up - life could be worse!'
So I cheered up, and sure enough, things got worse...

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Life. Consider the alternative. - Marshal McLuhan

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

I want my life to be something more than long. - Pippin

Life happens at the level of events, not words. - Unknown

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

One more stage, one more limo, one more run for your life. - John Lennon

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach

You have to deal with the fact that your life is your life. - Alex Hailey

Kindness is like sugar, It makes life taste a little sweeter. - Unknown

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

Quiet is peace. Quiet is turning down the volume knob on life. - Khaled Hosseini

There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved. - George Sand

My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. - Unknown

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life. - Lord Byron

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all. - Johnny Depp

Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans

The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything... or nothing. - Lady Astor

I don't like to share my personal life... it wouldn't be personal if I shared it. - George Clooney

Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other. - Thomas Fuller

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

When you get to my age, life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory. - John Mortimer

The purpose of life is to discover your gifts, and the meaning of life is to give them away. - Martin Seligman

The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute; the man who does not ask is a fool for life. - Confucius

Lighten up, just enjoy life, smile more, laugh more, and don't get so worked up about things. - Kenneth Branagh

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword other than laughter. - Gordon W Allport

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. - Paula Deen

You only have to do a very few things right in your life - so long as you don't do too many things wrong. - Warren Buffett

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

Nothing has such power to broaden the mind as the ability to investigate systematically and truly all that comes under thy observation in life. - Marcus Aurelius

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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