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When Life Gets You Down

Sometimes when you're angry with someone, it helps to sit down and think about the problem

When Life Gets You Down thanks to Mike King

A little birdie said to me, 'Cheer up - life could be worse!'
So I cheered up, and sure enough, things got worse...

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Life is all about up and doing. - Unknown

Life is pharmaceutical from head to cuticle. - David McCord

There is no enlightenment outside daily life. - Thich Nhat Hanh

I am very, very proud to say that I am pro-life. - Donald Trump

I refuse to live life with unsettled differences. - John Paul Warren

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live. - Elbert Hubbard

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

You have to deal with the fact that your life is your life. - Alex Hailey

Begin at once to live, and count each day as a separate life. - Seneca

What is drama after all, but life with the dull bits cut out. - Alfred Hitchcock

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way. - Christopher Morley

No life is so hard that you can't make it easier by the way you take it. - Ellen Glasgow

It has been my philosophy of life that difficulties vanish when faced boldly. - Isaac Asimov

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

If I had to do my life over, I would change every single thing that I have done. - Ray Davies

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funnybone. - Reba McEntire

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us. - Joseph Campbell

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

The most satisfying thing in life is to have been able to give a large part of one's self to others. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life, particularly if he has income and she is pattable. - Ogden Nash

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. - Phyllis Diller

Fischer, the great American chess champion, famously said, 'Chess is life.' I would say, 'Pi is life.' - Daniel Tammet

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of this life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

The happiest excitement in life is to be convinced that one is fighting for all one is worth on behalf of some clearly seen and deeply felt good. - Ruth Benedict


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