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When Life Gets You Down

Sometimes when you're angry with someone, it helps to sit down and think about the problem

When Life Gets You Down thanks to Mike King

A little birdie said to me, 'Cheer up - life could be worse!'
So I cheered up, and sure enough, things got worse...

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No one is happy all his life long. - Euripides

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There are no mistakes in life, only lessons. - Lynda Renham

Life is a question and how we live it is our answer. - Gary Keller

The most difficult thing in life is to know yourself. - Thales

Life itself still remains a very effective therapist. - Karen Horney

Night is the other half of life, and the better half. - Johann Wolfgange Von Goether

Whatever happens in life is fine - just trust in that. - Orlando Bloom

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon. - WC Fields

It's time to start living the life you've imagined. - Henry James

Don't let making a living prevent you from making a life. - John Wooden

Life is what happens when you're not looking at a screen. - Unknown

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved. - George Sand

Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up. - Hans Christian Andersen

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way. - Christopher Morley

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

From what we get, we can make a living; what we give, however, makes a life. - Arthur Ashe

If I had to do my life over, I would change every single thing that I have done. - Ray Davies

All my life I've looked at words as though I were seeing them for the first time. - Ernest Hemingway

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

So often in life, things that you regard as an impediment turn out to be great good fortune. - Ruth Bader Ginsburg

If a man aspires towards a righteous life, his first act of abstinence is from injury to animals. - Leo Tolstoy

There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. - Oscar Wilde

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

When you finally accept that you're a complete dork, your life gets easier. No sense in trying to be cool. - Reese Witherspoon

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

Life is full of screwups. You're supposed to fail sometimes. It's a required part of the human existence. - Sarah Dessen

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

There are two kinds of people who blow through life like a breeze,
And one kind is gossipers, and the other kind is gossipees. - Ogden Nash

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

We can always choose to perceive things differently. You can focus on what's wrong in your life, or you can focus on what's right. - Marianne Williamson

Two important things are to have a genuine interest in people and to be kind to them. Kindness, I've discovered, is everything in life. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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