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When Life Gets You Down

Sometimes when you're angry with someone, it helps to sit down and think about the problem

When Life Gets You Down thanks to Mike King

A little birdie said to me, 'Cheer up - life could be worse!'
So I cheered up, and sure enough, things got worse...

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All life is an experiment. - Oliver Wendell Homes Jr.

A man's deeds are his life. - African Saying

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

There is just one life for each of us: our own. - Euripides

Someday change will be accepted as life itself. - Shirley MacLaine

Life is a series of collisions with the future. - Jose Ortega Y Gasset

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

I am very, very proud to say that I am pro-life. - Donald Trump

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown

Spring adds new life and new joy to all that is. - Jessica Harrelson

The good life is a process, not a state of being. - Carl Rogers

Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile. - Albert Einstein

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

You have to deal with the fact that your life is your life. - Alex Hailey

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. - Truman Capote

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

There is no such thing in anyone's life as an unimportant day. - Alexander Woollcott

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. - Garrison Keillor

To change one's life: Start immediately. Do it flamboyantly. No exceptions. - William James

I don't do things for the response or for the controversy. I just live my life. - Rihanna

Christ has not only spoken to us by his life but has also spoken for us by his death. - Soren Kierkegaard

Trust only movement. Life happens at the level of events not of words. Trust movement. - Alfred Adler

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

Until you know that life is interesting - and find it so - you haven't found your soul. - Geoffrey Fisher

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. - Winston Churchill

Ups and downs. Victories and defeats. Sadness and happiness. That's the best kind of life. - Maxime Lagace

Life is like a bank account. You must put something in it in order for you to take anything out. - Joe Segal

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no matter what my circumstances. - Robert Flatt

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want. - Mark Twain

There are two things to aim at in life; first to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind has achieved the second. - Logan P Smith


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