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When Life Gets You Down

Sometimes when you're angry with someone, it helps to sit down and think about the problem

When Life Gets You Down thanks to Mike King

A little birdie said to me, 'Cheer up - life could be worse!'
So I cheered up, and sure enough, things got worse...

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My life is my message. - Mohandas Gandhi

My life is one demd horrid grind. - Charles Dickens

Purpose is what gives life a meaning. - C.H. Parkhurst

While we are postponing, life speeds by. - Seneca

No man is a failure who is enjoying life. - William Feather

Life is too important to be taken seriously. - Oscar Wilde

Poetry is a way of taking life by the throat. - Robert Frost

There is no enlightenment outside daily life. - Thich Nhat Hanh

I am very, very proud to say that I am pro-life. - Donald Trump

The great end of life is not knowledge but action. - Thomas Henry Huxley

The longer I live, the more beautiful life becomes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it. - Dennis P. Kimbro

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot. - Charlie Chaplin

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. - Ogden Nash

You make a living by what you earn; you make a life by what you give. - Unknown

Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

You cannot hang out with negative people and expect to live a positive life. - Joel Osteen

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your life. - Governor Grand Moff Tarkin

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. - George Burns

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

So often in life, things that you regard as an impediment turn out to be great good fortune. - Ruth Bader Ginsburg

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

The best and most beautiful things in life cannot be seen, not touched, but are felt in the heart. - Helen Keller

Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside


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