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When Life Gets You Down

Sometimes when you're angry with someone, it helps to sit down and think about the problem

When Life Gets You Down thanks to Mike King

A little birdie said to me, 'Cheer up - life could be worse!'
So I cheered up, and sure enough, things got worse...

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Where there is love there is life. - Mahatma Gandhi

Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

Do your homework all of your life. - Muriel Siebert

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

Life is not life unless you make mistakes. - Joan Collins

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Temporary insanity moments spice up your life. - Paulo Coelho

If I had a pause button on my life, I would use it. - Jaycee Jay Anderson at the XXI 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Winners in life don't always win; they just don't give up. - Unknown

There is no such thing in anyone's life as an unimportant day. - Alexander Woollcott

The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40. - Unknown

What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long. - Denis Leary

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism and faulty eyesight. - Helen Rowland

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad

They say love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life. - Douglas William Jerrold

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Life's a roller coaster, and you never know when it's going to take a turn. - Ty Pennington

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

Maybe you needed to get whacked hard by life before you understood what you wanted out of it. - Jodi Picoult

I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world. - Bernie Taupin

I don't think I've ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up. - George Costanza

You cannot tailor-make the situations in life, but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations. - Zig Ziglar

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown

Life is not about all the wrong moves you made. Life is about the one right move that made all the difference. - James Lockhart

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

If you have three people in your life that you can trust, you can consider yourself the luckiest person in the whole world. - Selena Gomez

The loneliest moment in life is when you have just experienced that which you thought would deliver the ultimate, and it has let you down. - Ravi Zacharias

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell

Each man is questioned by life; and he can only answer to life by answering for his own life; to life he can only respond by being responsible. - Viktor Frankl

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

There are two things to aim at in life; first to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind has achieved the second. - Logan P Smith


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