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Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb

Don't go to the grave with life unused. - Bobby Bowden

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him. - Herbert B. Tree

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

If you like to seek revenge, dig a grave for two. - Jewish Proverb

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions. - Ellen Glasgow

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Life is a funny thing that happens to you on the way to the grave. - Quentin Crisp

Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave. - James R Lowell

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian. - Robin Williams

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W Hall

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

The empty grave does not do anything to us. You need to meet the Risen One. - Alex Harten

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace. - Andrew Marvell

Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Any actress who appears in public without being well-groomed is digging her own grave. - Joan Crawford

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them. - Henry David Thoreau

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. - Harold Wilson

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

I tell ya, I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot. The guy said, "There goes the neighbourhood!" - Rodney Dangerfield

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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