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Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Only where graves are is there resurrection. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave. - Samuel Goldwyn

The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions. - Ellen Glasgow

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Life is a funny thing that happens to you on the way to the grave. - Quentin Crisp

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian. - Robin Williams

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace. - Andrew Marvell

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another. - Frank Dobie

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. - Harold Wilson

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane

I tell ya, I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot. The guy said, "There goes the neighbourhood!" - Rodney Dangerfield

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey


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