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Winter SOS

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Now is the winter of our discontent - William Shakespeare

In the kingdom of hope, there is no winter. - Russian Proverb

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - James Quin

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky


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