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Winter Tires

Fir-get those old rubber tires - it's time to spruce'n up your drive!

Winter Tires thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Ukraine logger's inspiration for never-flat tires

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Don't retire, retread! - Robert K Otterbourg

Now is the winter of our discontent - William Shakespeare

And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

I'm tire of getting made fun of. - Geraldo Rivera

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote

Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. - Harrison Ford

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - Mark Twain

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

I can look at the knot in a piece of wood until it frightens me. - William Blake

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

The mind is not a vessel that needs filling but wood that needs igniting. - Plutarch

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

As the sculptor devotes himself to wood and stone, I would devote myself to my soul. - Toyohiko Kagawa

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

They seemed to come suddenly upon happiness as if they had surprised a butterfly in the winter woods. - Edith Wharton

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Giving up on your goal because of one setback is like slashing your other three tires because you got a flat. - Unknown

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

Some primal termite knocked on wood,
And tasted it, and found it good;
That is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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