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Winter Tires

Fir-get those old rubber tires - it's time to spruce'n up your drive!

Winter Tires thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Ukraine logger's inspiration for never-flat tires

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Don't retire, retread! - Robert K Otterbourg

Follow the grain in your own wood. - Howard Thurman

Now is the winter of our discontent - William Shakespeare

And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Newly Hatched Termites: Babes in the wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the kingdom of hope, there is no winter. - Russian Proverb

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Dialogue: Changing the colour of a piece of wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Spare Tire: The one you check after you have a flat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Whittle By Whittle: How to carve a statue out of wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oar: Clumsy wooden implement used to moisten boat occupants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. - Harrison Ford

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

I can look at the knot in a piece of wood until it frightens me. - William Blake

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

The mind is not a vessel that needs filling but wood that needs igniting. - Plutarch

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

They seemed to come suddenly upon happiness as if they had surprised a butterfly in the winter woods. - Edith Wharton

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

My girlfriend wants me to stain the new wooden fence in her backyard. So I'm going to eat spaghetti over it for a few weeks. - Rick Lantern

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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