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XL Safety Shoes

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XL Safety Shoes thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Done the elephants, done the poverty. - Phil Tufnell

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Elephino: Cross between an Elephant and a Rhinoceros - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker

Clown Shoes: Any item, person, or organization that can not be taken seriously - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln

His wallet is more capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on. - Blackadder

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

I realized the importance of having a story today is what really separates companies. People don't just wear our shoes, they tell our story. - Blake Mycoskie

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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