XL Safety Shoes

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

Done the elephants, done the poverty. - Phil Tufnell

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

You describe the elephant by its size, but the mosquito by its impact. Even the smallest thing has an impact. - Celia Apeagyei-Collins

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda