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Loving Spoonful

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Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde

Ah me! love can not be cured by herbs. - Ovid

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. - Apocalypse Now

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Oh, I'm so inadequate. And I love myself! - Meg Ryan

Howling Success: The baby that gets picked up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West

Only love can be divided endlessly and still not diminish. - Anne M Lindbergh

I'm radioactive. I repel everything and everyone I love. - Jack Yesthth

I'm not addicted to coke, I just love the way it smells. - Richard Pryor

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. - Roy Croft

Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power. - Bertrand Russell

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy - both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. - Michael Scott

Love is the true means by which the world is enjoyed: our Love to others and other's Love to us. - Thomas Traherne

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not. - Jodi Picoult

To love means loving the unlovable. To forgive means pardoning the unpardonable. Faith means believing the unbelievable. - G K Chesterton

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn;
So many I loved were not yet dead,
So many I love were not yet born. - Ogden Nash

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

The process of falling in love at first sight is as final as it is swift in such a case, but the growth of true friendship may be a lifelong affair. - Sarah O Jewett


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