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Loving Spoonful

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Love, and do what you like. - St. Augustine

All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

I love treason but hate a traitor. - Julius Caesar

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. - Karen Sunde

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. - Mignon McLaughlin

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price. - St. Jerome

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

It is possible to be in love with you just because of who you are. - Maggie Stiefvater

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

I don't want to live - I want to love first and live incidentally. - Zelda Fitzgerald

I want to be a healer, and love all things that grow and are not barren. - JRR Tolkien

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half minutes of your life. - Richard Lewis

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love. - Dr. Seuss

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison


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