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Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

Love is the poetry of the senses. - Honore de Balzac

The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

Familiar acts are beautiful through love. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

A person is only as good as what they love. - Saul Bellow

Hatred is never ended by hatred but by love. - Buddhist Saying

The things that we love tell us what we are. - Thomas Aquinas

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Absence, and a friendly neighbor, washeth away love. - English Proverb

We are too apt to love praise, but not to deserve it. - William Penn

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Teresa

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible. - Will Rogers

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

Love is when you meet someone who tells you something new about yourself. - Andre Breton

To lose balance, sometimes, for love, is part of living in a balanced life. - Elizabeth Gilbert

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

The four absolutes we all have in our minds: love, justice, evil, and forgiveness. - Ravi Zacharias

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Jeanne Moreau

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children. - Alex Haley

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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