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Loving Spoonful

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Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

Love is the ultimate no-calorie sweetener. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. - Robert Browning

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. - Paul McCartney

Love your neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. - Louise Beal

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on. - Aphra Behn

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

I want to be a healer, and love all things that grow and are not barren. - JRR Tolkien

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden


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