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Get drunk with love. - Debasish Mridha

Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

Love all, trust few. Do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

Self-love is born out of love of another. - Harville LaKelly Hunt

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Hatred is never ended by hatred but by love. - Buddhist Saying

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise. - Noel Coward

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

It is possible to be in love with you just because of who you are. - Maggie Stiefvater

I don't want to live - I want to love first and live incidentally. - Zelda Fitzgerald

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. - Woody Allen

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. - Notting Hill

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. - Garrison Keillor

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

Be thankful for what you have. You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got. - Unknown

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik


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