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Loving Spoonful

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Love begins at home. - Mother Teresa

All you need is love. - John Lennon

I love everything about India. - Russell Peters

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Love all, trust few. Do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. - Karen Sunde

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

People who love to eat are always the best people. - Julia Child

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

Love: An ocean of emotions surrounded entirely by expenses. - Thomas R Dewar

Love is most nearly itself when the here and now cease to matter. - T S Eliot

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life. - Lord Byron

Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it. - Karl A Menninger

Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power. - Bertrand Russell

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. - Robin Williams

They say love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life. - Douglas William Jerrold

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

To give truth to him who does not love the truth is to only give more reasons for misinterpretation. - George Macdonald

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

There is always something left to love. And if you ain’t learned that, you ain’t learned nothing. - Lorraine Hansberry

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having. - C S Lewis

The love of God shows us that God alone bridges the distance between him and us, enabling us to see this world through Calvary. - Ravi Zacharias

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte


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