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Great hate follows great love. - Irish Proverb

Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Deceitful: Infant who needs changing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Grace is love that cares and stoops and rescues. - John Stott

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

We are too apt to love praise, but not to deserve it. - William Penn

True love begins when nothing is looked for in return. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Christ showed us hope transformed into sacrificial love. - Chuck Colson

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

Only the two of us together flying high upon the wings of love. - Jeffrey Osborne

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. - Roy Croft

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. - George Bernard Shaw

Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out. - Jenn Proske

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

To love for the sake of being loved is human, But to love for the sake of loving is angelic. - Alphonse M L de Lamartine

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. - David Frost

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you. - Brandan Behan

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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