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All is fair in love and golf. - American Proverb

To love at all is to be vulnerable. - C S Lewis

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

I love my rejection slips. They show me I try. - Sylvia Plath

We love because it is the only true adventure. - Nikki Giovanni

Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Love is what you've been through with somebody. - James Thurber

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals. - Benjamin Franklin

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

It is possible to be in love with you just because of who you are. - Maggie Stiefvater

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

To love what you do and feel it matters - how could anything be more fun? - Katharine Graham

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Ignorance and bungling with love are better than wisdom and skill without. - Henry David Thoreau

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

There is no love without forgiveness, and there is no forgiveness without love. - Bryant H McGill

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

The longest absence is less perilous to love than the terrible trials of incessant proximity. - Ouida

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

The saddest thing about love is that not only that it cannot last forever, but that heartbreak is soon forgotten. - William Faulkner

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Forgiveness isn't just the absence of anger. It's also the presence of self-love, when you actually begin to value yourself. - Tara Westover

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison


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