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Get drunk with love. - Debasish Mridha

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

We are easily duped by those we love. - Moliere

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

Love should be allowed. I'm all for it. - Truman Capote

Oh, I'm so inadequate. And I love myself! - Meg Ryan

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

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Harvest love - Unknown

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

No one should teach who is not in love with teaching. - Margaret E Sangster

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

Love is or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

First and last, what is demanded of genius is love of truth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Do when ye may, or suffer ye the nay, in love 'tis the way. - English Proverb

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

Love is never as ferocious as when you think it's going to leave you. - Anita Shreve

The biggest love affair since Romeo and Juliet is Milton Berle and the audience. - Walter Winchell

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known involved one actor, unassisted. - Wilson Mizner

We love life, not because we are used to living but because we are used to loving. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

We always deceive ourselves twice about the people we love - first to their advantage, then to their disadvantage. - Albert Camus

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

The Cross was the manifestation of Divine love without reserve or limit; but it was also the expression of man's unutterable malignity. - Robert Anderson

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace and gratitude. - Denis Waitley

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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