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You Guys Make Me Sick thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Loving Spoonful

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Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

Love is not singular except in syllable. - Marvin Taylor

Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. - Robert Browning

The best love affairs are those we never had. - Norman Lindsay

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Use things, not people.
Love people, not things. - Unknown

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Varicose veins are the result of an improper selection of grandparents. - William Osler

I want to be a healer, and love all things that grow and are not barren. - JRR Tolkien

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power. - Bertrand Russell

Being in love with yourself means never having to say you've got a headache. - Ellie Laine

I love surfing more than cricket. It's more interesting and you meet great people. - Hansie Cronje

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. - Hans Nouwens

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

It is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. - Agatha Christie

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen


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