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You Guys Make Me Sick thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Loving Spoonful

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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

I'm the Hiroshima of love. - Sylvester Stallone

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

If there were no love, there'd be no grief. - Zig Ziglar

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Love is what you've been through with somebody. - James Thurber

There is no physician who can cure the disease of love. - African Proverb

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never. - Charles C Colton

I love her and that's the beginning and end of everything. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Whatever you do, stamp out abuses, and love those who love you. - Voltaire

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

Daddies don't just love their children every now and then, it's a love without end. - George Strait

The longest absence is less perilous to love than the terrible trials of incessant proximity. - Ouida

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

I'm a human being and I fall in love and sometimes I don't have control of every situation. - Beyonce

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

The more you love, the more love you have to give. It's the only feeling we have which is infinite. - Christina Westover

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

I married for love. But the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored. - Cameron Esposito

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry


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