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Young Mechanic

Mr. Fix-It in his early years, fine tuning his bike-to-be

Young Mechanic thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Getting a head start on car repairs

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Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Willingness to be puzzled is a valuable trait to cultivate, from childhood to advanced inquiry. - Noam Chomsky

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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