Young Mechanic

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama