Young Mechanic

Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

Juvenile Delinquents: Other people's children - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

What you teach your children, you also teach their children. - Unknown

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

Willingness to be puzzled is a valuable trait to cultivate, from childhood to advanced inquiry. - Noam Chomsky

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children. - Alex Haley

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan