Young Mechanic

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life. - Robertson Davies

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I'd have an excuse. - Jimmy Fallon

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. - P J O'Rourke

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler