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Young Mechanic

Mr. Fix-It in his early years, fine tuning his bike-to-be

Young Mechanic thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Getting a head start on car repairs

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Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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