Young Mechanic

Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

What you teach your children, you also teach their children. - Unknown

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. - Stephen Colbert

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. - Ann Landers

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Vasectomy: 1. Never having to say you're sorry; 2. Spoil the rod. Spare the child. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Grandparent: 1. One who knows that spanking is unnecessary; 2. The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou