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A Mother's Day Special

Don't ignore your gut feelings!

A Mother's Day Special thanks to Kyle Ziegler

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Mother lode of learning. - Neal A Maxwell

As is the mother, so is her daughter. - Bible

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy. - Spanish Proverb

Antisocial: Mother's sister being friendly. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. - Jodi Picoult

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

A mother is a story with no beginning. That is what defines her. - Meghan O'Rourke

Modern Mother: One who worries if her daughter gets in too early - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. - Wynonna Judd

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. - Shelley Winters

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason. - Molly McGee

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin

Today is the anniversary of you being expelled from your mother's uterus. - Unknown

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

Bimbo: Any woman to whom you pay a compliment, while in the company of your wife - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. - Milton Berle

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

Many marriages would be better if the husband and wife clearly understood that they are on the same side. - Zig Ziglar

They want people like your mother down there because they know they ain't got no pre-conscrewed ideas. - Archie Bunker

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin

Makeup: Lipstick, eyeliner, blush which ironically makes Mom look better while making her young daughter look 'like a tramp' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

The most beautiful word on the lips of mankind is the word 'Mother', and the most beautiful call is the call of 'My Mother'. - Kahlil Gibran


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