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A Mother's Day Special

Don't ignore your gut feelings!

A Mother's Day Special thanks to Kyle Ziegler

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Diligence is the mother of good fortune. - Benjamin Disraeli

A mother's love endures through all. - Washington Irving

The phrase working mother is redundant. - Jane Sellman

The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. - Jodi Picoult

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My mother told me a million times not to exaggerate. - Unknown

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. - Oscar Wilde

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. - John Barrymore

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

Mother is a verb. It's something you do. Not just who you are. - Dorothy C Fisher

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him. - Oscar Wilde

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. - Rodney Dangerfield

Today is the anniversary of you being expelled from your mother's uterus. - Unknown

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren


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