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Creativity takes courage. - Henri Matisse

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

To a warden Utopia is an escape-proof jail. - Mark Twain

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Before you can win a game, you have to not lose it. - Chuck Noll

My favorite part of the game? The opportunity to play. - Mike Singletary

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. - Lewis Carroll

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. - Oscar Wilde

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

It's a game that will ultimately be decided by the final outcome. - Martin Tyler

I don't want to retire. I'm not that good at crossword puzzles. - Norman Mailer

This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week. - David Coleman

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffett

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling. It's like a Tetris game. - Neil P. Harris

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

For we, too, have our ideals, even if we differ from those who have tried to establish a monopoly of idealism. - Henry Cabot Lodge

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

One of the many lessons that one learns in prison is, that things are what they are and will be what they will be. - Oscar Wilde

Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. - Charles Mingus

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Life isn't about finding pieces of a puzzle. It's about creating and putting those exceptional pieces together. - Unknown

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre


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