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Abbo Monopoly thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

Creativity is contagious, pass it on. - Albert Einstein

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Be thine own palace, or the world's thy jail. - John Donne

The cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand. - Jonathan Swift

Inflation Index: A rise in the price of playing cards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

I write puzzles and mysteries. Nothing too highfalutin. - Michael Connelly

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties. - Erich Fromm

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. - Oscar Wilde

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. - Steven Wright

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

There should be no bank too big to fail but no individual too big to jail. - Hillary Clinton

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

The world itself is but a large prison, out of which some are daily led to execution. - Sir Walter Raleigh

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks. - Laura Swenson

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

Life is a puzzle, the more you try to resolve it, the more you'll get trapped in it's mystery. - Rahul Singh

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Life isn't about finding pieces of a puzzle. It's about creating and putting those exceptional pieces together. - Unknown

Love is like a puzzle. First it's confusing and frustrating, but when you figure it out, it's a beautiful thing. - Unknown

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

The world is a very puzzling place. If you're not willing to be puzzled, you just become a replica of someone else's mind. - Noam Chomsky

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan


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