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Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

Creativity is intelligence having fun. - Albert Einstein

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

Creativity is a drug I cannot live without. - Cecil B. DeMille

Be thine own palace, or the world's thy jail. - John Donne

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

The markets are the world's greatest Rubik's cube. - Rick Santelli

In my country we go to prison first and then become president. - Nelson Mandela

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

It's not so important who starts the game but who finishes it. - John Wooden

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

Most of the places I've been, I've been a main piece of the puzzle. - Eric Davis

It was a puzzling thing as to why they packed up in towns the way they did. - Paulette Jiles

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball. - Bobby Knight

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

Couples are jigsaw puzzles that hang together by touching in just enough points. - Diane Ackerman

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

The world itself is but a large prison, out of which some are daily led to execution. - Sir Walter Raleigh

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks. - Laura Swenson

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling. It's like a Tetris game. - Neil P. Harris

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

For we, too, have our ideals, even if we differ from those who have tried to establish a monopoly of idealism. - Henry Cabot Lodge

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. - Charles Mingus

Love is like a puzzle. First it's confusing and frustrating, but when you figure it out, it's a beautiful thing. - Unknown

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Stand-up and boxing are very similar. You're the only one out there, you're going into a fight, and you're going in with a game plan. - Russell Peters

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio


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