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Acapulco Waterfront Property

Windows and doors optional - swim right off your own balcony

Acapulco Waterfront Property thanks to joe-kster

Yes, water is on the front, and comes with yacht, senor!

Acapulco Waterfront Property thanks to joe-kster

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Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo

Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Luxury is solitude and silence. - Paul-Henri Spaak

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. - Jose Simon

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity. - G K Chesterton

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

Luxury must be comfortable, otherwise it is not luxury. - Coco Chanel

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

Wilderness is not a luxury but a necessity of the human spirit. - Edward Abbey

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

BP: Company in Gulf of Mexico that turns your barbecue into a tarbecue. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Delay, says Dr. Manner, is a luxury which people with right-now cancers cannot afford. - Paul Harvey

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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