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Marry money. - Max Shulman

Every crowd has a silver lining. - P.T. Barnum

Too much money ain't enough money. - Lil Wayne

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

The just man may sin with an open chest of gold before him. - Italian Proverb

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

If a dollar doesn't do what it used to, remember that hardly anyone else does either. - Amish Saying

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher


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