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Marry money. - Max Shulman

Every crowd has a silver lining. - P.T. Barnum

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

If only Bapu knew the cost of setting him up in poverty! - Sarojini Naidu

Where you stumble and fall, there you discover the gold. - Joseph Campbell

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers


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