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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

He buries gold who hides the truth. - Pythagoras

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

If only Bapu knew the cost of setting him up in poverty! - Sarojini Naidu

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. - Peter deVries

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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