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Love is the only gold. - Alfred Tennyson

How much money is enough? - Talmud

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost. - Kin Hubbard

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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