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God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

One Scent: The cost of a skunk - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

Bribery: Using money as a blindfold - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Too much money ain't enough money. - Lil Wayne

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Good words are worth much, and cost little. - George Herbert

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

If a dollar doesn't do what it used to, remember that hardly anyone else does either. - Amish Saying

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce


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