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The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. - Benjamin Franklin

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

A crude meal, no doubt, but the best of all sauces is hunger. - Edward Abbey

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal. - Mr. T

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

A highbrow is the kind of person who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso. - Alan P Herbert

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. - Robert Orben

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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