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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us air tickets. - Mel Brooks

I miss Irish milk. Probably not as much as Superquinn sausages. - Tristan MacManus

Disappointments are to the soul what thunderstorms are to the air. - Johann C. F. von Schiller

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made. - Otto von Bismarck

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

The less a person accomplishes in a day, the more he talks during meals. - Unknown

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. - Robert Orben

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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