All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

A star on earth - a star in heaven. - Karen Carpenter

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Seek not outside yourself, heaven is within. - Mary Lou Cook

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Heaven is home. Utopia is here. Nirvana is now. - Edward Abbey

Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere. - Helen Gurley Brown

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Every charitable act is a stepping stone toward heaven. - Henry Ward Beecher

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

They say marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. - Clint Eastwood

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin

May you be in Heaven a full half hour before the Devil knows you're dead. - Irish Toast

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

The moment we take our last breath on earth, we take our first breath in heaven. - Billy Graham

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it, and Hell where they already have it. - Ronald Reagan

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton