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All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate

Church sign debate - where the South rocks on

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Order is Heaven's first law. - Alexander Pope

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias

Heaven never helps the man who will not act. - Sophocles

Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Heaven is home. Utopia is here. Nirvana is now. - Edward Abbey

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The nameless is the beginning of heaven and earth - Lao-tzu

Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere. - Helen Gurley Brown

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Parting is all we know of heaven, and all we need of hell. - Emily Dickinson

Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with. - Thomas Carlyle

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

They say marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. - Clint Eastwood

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it, and Hell where they already have it. - Ronald Reagan

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven. - Will Rogers

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert


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