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All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate

Church sign debate - where the South rocks on

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

A star on earth - a star in heaven. - Karen Carpenter

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Seek not outside yourself, heaven is within. - Mary Lou Cook

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Heaven is home. Utopia is here. Nirvana is now. - Edward Abbey

Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere. - Helen Gurley Brown

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Every charitable act is a stepping stone toward heaven. - Henry Ward Beecher

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

They say marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. - Clint Eastwood

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin

May you be in Heaven a full half hour before the Devil knows you're dead. - Irish Toast

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

The moment we take our last breath on earth, we take our first breath in heaven. - Billy Graham

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it, and Hell where they already have it. - Ronald Reagan

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton


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