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All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate

Church sign debate - where the South rocks on

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

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Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Joy is the serious business of Heaven. - C S Lewis

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias

Every man must get to heaven his own way. - Frederick the Great

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. - Karen Sunde

Heaven never helps the man who will not act. - Sophocles

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Heaven is home. Utopia is here. Nirvana is now. - Edward Abbey

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Many might go to Heaven with half the labor they go to hell. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

They say marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. - Clint Eastwood

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it, and Hell where they already have it. - Ronald Reagan

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend. - Thomas Jefferson

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith


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