All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Joy is the serious business of Heaven. - C S Lewis

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias

Every man must get to heaven his own way. - Frederick the Great

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. - Karen Sunde

Heaven never helps the man who will not act. - Sophocles

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Heaven is home. Utopia is here. Nirvana is now. - Edward Abbey

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Many might go to Heaven with half the labor they go to hell. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

They say marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. - Clint Eastwood

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it, and Hell where they already have it. - Ronald Reagan

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend. - Thomas Jefferson

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith