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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Helicopter: An egg beater with ambition - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Buoyant: 1. Male insect; 2. An ant's son. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

It just wouldn't be a picnic without the ants. - Unknown

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

Ten Ants: The number of insects required to make a landlord - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

It's both rebellion and conformity that attack you with success. - Amy Tan

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton

Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the attack. - Sun Tzu

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

Antitoxidote cruisin' through my system looking for some disease to attack. - Archie Bunker

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

Many an attack of depression is nothing but the expression of regret at having to be virtuous. - Wilhelm Stekel

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes. - Kurt Angle

The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill


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