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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

It just wouldn't be a picnic without the ants. - Unknown

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Caution is not cowardice; even the ants march armed. - Uganda

We stand somewhere between the mountain and the ant. - Onondaga Proverb

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. - Paul Erdos

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Antitoxidote cruisin' through my system looking for some disease to attack. - Archie Bunker

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Size isn't everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine. - Bill Vaughan

Many an attack of depression is nothing but the expression of regret at having to be virtuous. - Wilhelm Stekel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes. - Kurt Angle

The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly

The great thing about Glasgow now is that if there is a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno


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