Anti-Bird Protection

Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis

Woodpecker: 1. A knocking bird; 2. A 17th Century prosthetic device. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo