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Antique Earplug

Jethro doesn't like those fancy digital hearing aids

Antique Earplug thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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To hear, one must be silent. - Ursula K Le Guin

They have ears, but cannot hear. - Ravi Zacharias

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

I hear the tusks are looser in Alabama. - WC Fields

Praise does wonders for the sense of hearing. - Unknown

I can't hear you over the sound of how epic I am. - Unknown

What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. - Confucius

One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife. - Groucho Marx

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

By silence, I hear other men's imperfections and conceal my own. - Citium Zeno

There is no way to find out why a snorer can't hear himself snore. - Mark Twain

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

When some men discharge an obligation you can hear the report for miles around. - Mark Twain

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest until it has gained a hearing. - Sigmund Freud

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth. - Marcus Aurelius

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Alan Dundes

Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally. - Abraham Lincoln

A jest's prosperity lies in the ear of him that hears it, never in the tongue of him that makes it. - William Shakespeare

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When I hear somebody sigh, "Life is hard," I am always tempted to ask, "Compared to what?" - Sydney J Harris

I hear much of people's calling out to punish the guilty, but very few are concerned to clear the innocent. - Daniel Defoe

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham

We will get everything out of her that you can squeeze out of a lemon and a bit more. I will squeeze her until you can hear the pips squeak. - Eric Geddes


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