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Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

All of nature is God's art. - Dante

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Can't act. Can sing. Balding. Can dance a little. - MGM Executive

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough. - Unknown

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I don't want people who want to dance; I want people who have to dance. - George Balanchine

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order. - Alfred N Whitehead

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community. - Mark Zuckerberg

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari


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