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The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

Whittle By Whittle: How to carve a statue out of wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Liability: 1. The art of convincing others of your innocence; 2. A talent for telling untruths. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest. - George Carlin

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi


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