Artistic COPs
Pipe Dreams in Summerside, Prince Edward Island, Canada
QuotaBillsWater rusts pipes. - WC Fields
Keep calm and bagpipe on. - Unknown
Twelve highlanders and a bagpipe make a rebellion. - Scottish Proverb
Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When you've heard one bagpipe tune, you've heard them both. - Jack Finney
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet. - Oliver Herford
If he don't go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets, he'll be all right. - Archie Bunker
When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone