Attention Span

Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beautiful things don't ask for attention. - Steve Conrad

Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb

If you're confused you're not paying attention. - Unknown

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Instructions for living a life: Pay attention. Be astonished. Tell about it. - Mary Oliver

Once you figure out what respect tastes like, it tastes better than attention. - Pink

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches. - Andy Warhol

The difference between misery and happiness depends on what we do with our attention. - Sharon Salzberg

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

The majesty of faith is that it teaches us to see what exists, not merely what catches our attention. - Jonathan Sacks

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

Do just once what others say you can't do, and you will never pay attention to their limitations again. - James R. Cook

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Those who are unhappy have no need for anything in this world but people capable of giving them their attention. - Simone Weil

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

To maintain a powerful life force, forget yourself, forget about living and dying, and bring your full attention into this moment. - H E Davey

God has infinite attention to spare for each one of us. You are as much alone with him as if you were the only being he had ever created. - C S Lewis

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik