Attention Span

No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Just try to restract his attention. - Archie Bunker

Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd

He has the attention span of a lightning bolt. - Robert Redford

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

If you want to get my attention, wear a pirate outfit. - Michelle Branch

The simple act of paying attention can take you a long way. - Keanu Reeves

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

I have an attention span that's as long as it has to be. - Donald Trump

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention. - Jim Rohn

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches. - Andy Warhol

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

In Moscow they do not pay much attention to the living but keep their cemeteries in a splendid state. - George Mikes

Speakers who talk about what life has taught them never fail to keep the attention of their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

There is no such thing as an attention span. People have infinite attention if you are entertaining them. - Jerry Seinfeld

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

Do just once what others say you can't do, and you will never pay attention to their limitations again. - James R. Cook

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

The reason we are so pleased to find other people's secrets is that it distracts public attention from our own. - Oscar Wilde

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Samuel Johnson

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik