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Dust Rags: Dad's Underwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Asthma: What you do if Dad says no - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My dad was the funniest guy I ever knew. - Russell Peters

Bagdad: What mother did when she met father - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dadicated: Being the best father you can be - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

To her, the name of father was another name for love. - Fanny Fern

A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow. - Unknown

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. - Clarence B. Kelland

I haven't taught people in 50 years what my father taught by example in one week. - Mario Cuomo

Every father should remember one day his son will follow his example, not his advice. - Charles Kettering

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me. - Jim Valvano

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

Of all the titles I've been privileged to have, 'Dad' has always been the best. - Ken Norton

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

Becoming a dad means you have to be a role model for your son and be someone he can look up to. - Wayne Rooney

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

The greatest tribute a boy can give to his father is to say, 'When I grow up, I want to be just like my Dad.' - Billy Graham

A good father is one of the most unsung, unpraised, unnoticed, and yet one of the most valuable assets in our society. - Billy Graham

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

My father instilled in me that if you don't see things happening the way you want them to, you get out there and make them happen. - Susan Powter

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad, and that's why I call you dad, because you are so special to me. - Wade Boggs

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten


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