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Asthma: What you do if Dad says no - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Forgive, son: men are men; they needs must err. - Euripides

One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters. - George Herbert

The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature. - Antoine Francois Prevost

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

When my father didn't have my hand, he had my back. - Linda Poindexter

The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker

Every father should remember one day his son will follow his example, not his advice. - Charles Kettering

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

Of all the titles I've been privileged to have, 'Dad' has always been the best. - Ken Norton

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

A good father is one of the most unsung, unpraised, unnoticed, and yet one of the most valuable assets in our society. - Billy Graham

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

When you're young, you think your Dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he's just a regular guy who wears a cape. - Dave Attell

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten


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