Baby Sitting

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

My dad was the funniest guy I ever knew. - Russell Peters

He wants his son to follow in his footprints. - Archie Bunker

One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters. - George Herbert

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get. - Tim Russert

Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do. - Luke 23:24

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. - Spike Milligan

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

Acorn: 1. An oak in a nutshell; 2. Something painful on Dad's toe. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It doesn't matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was. - Anne Sexton

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. - Clarence B. Kelland

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life. - Unknown

The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker

I haven't taught people in 50 years what my father taught by example in one week. - Mario Cuomo

No man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much. - Hedy Lamarr

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo