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Asthma: What you do if Dad says no - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Grammer: Your father's mother. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do. - Luke 23:24

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

To a father growing old, nothing is dearer than a daughter. - Euripides

A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow. - Unknown

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

I'm a father; that's what matters most. Nothing matters more. - Gordon Brown

Acorn: 1. An oak in a nutshell; 2. Something painful on Dad's toe. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It doesn't matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was. - Anne Sexton

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life. - Unknown

Every father should remember one day his son will follow his example, not his advice. - Charles Kettering

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me. - Jim Valvano

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

Becoming a dad means you have to be a role model for your son and be someone he can look up to. - Wayne Rooney

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son. - Unknown

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

A good father is one of the most unsung, unpraised, unnoticed, and yet one of the most valuable assets in our society. - Billy Graham

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

My father instilled in me that if you don't see things happening the way you want them to, you get out there and make them happen. - Susan Powter

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be. - Brad Paisley

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry


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