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It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature. - Antoine Francois Prevost

Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do. - Luke 23:24

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

To her, the name of father was another name for love. - Fanny Fern

A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. - Emile Gaboriau

Being a Dad is the greatest, except for assembling things. - Conan O'Brien

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God. - C S Lewis

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker

I haven't taught people in 50 years what my father taught by example in one week. - Mario Cuomo

Every father should remember one day his son will follow his example, not his advice. - Charles Kettering

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

My dad's pants kept creeping up on him. By 65 he was just a pair of pants and a head. - Jeff Altman

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

When you're young, you think your Dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he's just a regular guy who wears a cape. - Dave Attell

Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be. - Brad Paisley


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