Baby Sitting

Dust Rags: Dad's Underwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

I Said So: Reason enough, according to Dad - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dadicated: Being the best father you can be - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He wants his son to follow in his footprints. - Archie Bunker

Buoyant: 1. Male insect; 2. An ant's son. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do. - Luke 23:24

When my father didn't have my hand, he had my back. - Linda Poindexter

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. - Spike Milligan

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

I'm a father; that's what matters most. Nothing matters more. - Gordon Brown

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. - The Princess Bride

Acorn: 1. An oak in a nutshell; 2. Something painful on Dad's toe. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life. - Unknown

My father used to say, "If you want to be different, do something different." - Wynton Marsalis

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Our oldest son was trying to find himself for about a year. Then one day he got a haircut, and found himself. - Phil Callaway

A good father is one of the most unsung, unpraised, unnoticed, and yet one of the most valuable assets in our society. - Billy Graham

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

Every dad, if he takes time out of his busy life to reflect upon his fatherhood, can learn ways to become an even better dad. - Jack Baker

My father instilled in me that if you don't see things happening the way you want them to, you get out there and make them happen. - Susan Powter

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten