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You can make anything by writing. - C S Lewis

Easy reading is damn hard writing. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Authorwritis: Writer’s cramp. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am a drinker with writing problems. - Brendan Behan

A writer's life is the ideal life. - P G Wodehouse

That's not writing, that's typing. - Truman Capote

I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography. - Steven Wright

Song Writer: Someone who was calm and composed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Goose: A bird that supplies quills for writing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The wastebasket is the writer's best friend. - Isaac B Singer

The point of good writing is knowing when to stop. - L.M. Montgomery

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

Virtually every writer I know would rather be a musician. - Kurt Vonnegut

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

To lose balance, sometimes, for love, is part of living in a balanced life. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote

The writing of more than 75 poems in any fiscal year should be punishable by a fine of $500. - Ed Sanders

Concentration is the ability to think about absolutely nothing when it is absolutely necessary. - Ray Knight

People want change but not too much change. Finding that balance is tricky for every politician. - Eleanor Clift

Early on, if I was alone two or three nights in a row, I'd start writing poems about suicide. - Jack Nicholson

The problem in this world is to avoid concentration of power - we must have a dispersion of power. - Milton Friedman

Like a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong. - Kelly

It's not plagiarism - I'm recycling words, as any good environmentally conscious writer would do. - Unlek Swain

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing. - Groucho Marx

Writer: 1. A frustrated actor who recites his lines in the hidden auditorium of his skull; 2. One who corrects a wrong. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Want balance in your life? Then get your own act together, but don't forget powerful disciplines of execution in your team and organization. - Stephen Covey


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