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Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

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Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

Let's make hay while it lasts. - James Lovelock

Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

The thicker the hay, the easier it is mowed. - Alaric the Goth

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

If I had two faces, do you think I'd be wearing this one? - Abraham Lincoln

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

There is no living thing that is not afraid when it faces danger. The true courage is in facing danger when you are afraid. - Frank L Baum

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby


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