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Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

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Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

Vaccine: A microbe with his face washed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

The thicker the hay, the easier it is mowed. - Alaric the Goth

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. - Unknown

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face. - Harry Hill

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

The older you get the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face. - Jack Nicklaus

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Find what you are afraid of, face it, and then you won't be afraid of it anymore. - Marilyn Manson

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby


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