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Bandage Art

Making fun of a little one's owie

Bandage Art thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Art Gallery: Hall of frame - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. - Red Skelton

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Barium: 1. What Doctors do when treatment fails; 2. What you do when CPR fails. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman


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