QuotaBillsWine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee
Beach Erosion: A case of bad tidings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. - Addison Mizner
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker
I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn
Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas
Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown
Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway
When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields
Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson
Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II
Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown
God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits
Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano
I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov
If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown
My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss
One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson
Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. - Lord Dunsany
Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker
New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker
My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown
I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. - Rose Kennedy
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray
He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz
Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer
I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright
Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw
I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen
I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams
The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke
In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns
If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster
The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison