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Beauty of Mathematics

Symmetry in numbers

Beauty of Mathematics thanks to Jim Serritella

Beauty of Mathematics thanks to Jim Serritella

Beauty of Mathematics thanks to Jim Serritella

Beauty of Mathematics thanks to Jim Serritella

Mathematics has beauties of its own. - J.W.A. Young

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? - George Carlin

Obvious: The most dangerous word in mathematics - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

Well, another day has passed and I didn't use Algebra once. - Unknown

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way. - George Polya

Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising. - E.C. Titchmarsh

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth... think of algebra. - Will Rogers

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

At the end of the day if you want to entertain people, you've got to take your ego out of the equation. - Paul Feig

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

Aftermath: 1. The period following algebra; 2. The horrible headache you have when you've finished the algebra test. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

Imagining what a character will do in a given situation - it's like an equation, and working it out is a marathon rather than a sprint. - Callum Turner

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan

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