Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

The X-Files: The mystery of algebra - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? - George Carlin

Obvious: The most dangerous word in mathematics - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis. - Robert Heilbroner

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

Well, another day has passed and I didn't use Algebra once. - Unknown

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

Drum soloing is like doing a marathon and solving equations at the same time. - Neil Peart

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth... think of algebra. - Will Rogers

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce

At the end of the day if you want to entertain people, you've got to take your ego out of the equation. - Paul Feig

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it. - James Newman

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

You have to be cool under pressure. You have to be a strategist like chess, and you have to use geometry like billiards. - Bill McBride

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

I've been doing projects outdoors for the public. I made pigeons eat geometry by putting bread out in rhomboids and triangles. - Jenny Holzer

Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. - Rene Descartes

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

The X-Files: The mystery of algebra - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? - George Carlin

Obvious: The most dangerous word in mathematics - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis. - Robert Heilbroner

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

Well, another day has passed and I didn't use Algebra once. - Unknown

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

Drum soloing is like doing a marathon and solving equations at the same time. - Neil Peart

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth... think of algebra. - Will Rogers

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce

At the end of the day if you want to entertain people, you've got to take your ego out of the equation. - Paul Feig

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it. - James Newman

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

You have to be cool under pressure. You have to be a strategist like chess, and you have to use geometry like billiards. - Bill McBride

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

I've been doing projects outdoors for the public. I made pigeons eat geometry by putting bread out in rhomboids and triangles. - Jenny Holzer

Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. - Rene Descartes

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown