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Comedy is tragedy plus time. - Carol Burnett

The time is always right to do the right thing. - Unknown

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

The hardest thing to do is win it the second time. - Red Auerbach

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck

Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call. - Jerry O'Connell

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

Needless to say, the president is correct. Whatever it was he said. - Donald Rumsfeld

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

No, no! The adventures first, explanations take such a dreadful time. - Lewis Carroll

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

You will never find time for anything. If you want time you must make it. - Charles Buxton

Professional men, they have no cares;
whatever happens, they get theirs. - Ogden Nash

Ordinary people think merely of spending time; great people think of using it. - Arthur Schopenhauer

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - Ernest Hemingway

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley

He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde

I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams

Don't be disquieted in time of adversity. Be firm with dignity and self-reliant with vigor. - Chiang Kai-shek

The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore to use it, not to misuse it. - Plutarch

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - WC Fields

Time isn't just a fleeting thing. It never moves forward without engraving its mark upon the heart. - Ravi Zacharias

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people. - Garrison Keillor

Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it. - Tallulah Bankhead

If patience is worth anything, it must endure to the end of time. And a living faith will last in the midst of the blackest storm. - Mahatma Gandhi

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. - Denis Waitley

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

Whatever moisture is left in the popcorn when it gets from harvest to bag to your popper is what's going to determine how well the corn pops. - Ken Kercheval

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe