Best Clock Ever

It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere. - Jim Farley

Time is the chrysalsis of eternity. - Richter

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted. - John Lennon

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend. - Theophrastus

You may ask me for anything you like except time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

You must accept the truth from whatever source it comes. - Maimonides

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time. - Marilyn Monroe

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself. - George Lopez

He who has done his best for his own time has lived for all times. - Friedrich Schiller

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. - Hector Berlioz

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love. - John le Carre

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

You don't do things right once in a while. You do them right all the time. - Vince Lombardi

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius

No good ending can be expected in the absence of the right beginning. It is too late. - I Ching

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Live as if you were living a second time, and as though you had acted wrongly the first time. - Viktor E. Frankl

There's a time and place for everything, and I believe it's called 'fan fiction'. - Joss Whedon

Don't be afraid. Don't be afraid of anything. Whatever you have been, you are mine now. I can hold you. - Peter S. Beagle

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical, but is often true. - Leonard Nimoy

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash