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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

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Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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