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Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson