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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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