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Bike Chain Clock

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Bike Chain Clock thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Hot Time: A clock in an oven - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One of those digitalis clocks - Archie Bunker

Alive one hour, dead the next. - Corsican Proverb

At our age every hour is Happy Hour. - Jim Farley

Forget the past and live the present hour. - Sarah Knowles Bolton

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace

I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. - Steven Wright

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

Way past Happy Hour. Working on Happy Weekend. - Jim Farley

I owned the world that hour as I rode over it. - Charles Lindbergh

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. - Groucho Marx

Tradition: A clock which tells what time it was. - Elbert Hubbard

No date on the calendar is as important as tomorrow. - Roy W Howard

For every minute spent organizing, an hour is earned. - Unknown

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time. - Marilyn Monroe

Come what may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day. - William Shakespeare

Kindness is the golden chain by which society is bound together. - Johann von Goethe

It takes a year to make a friend, but you can lose one in an hour. - Chinese Proverb

It's a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock. - David Coleman

My hour for tea is half-past five, and my buttered toast waits for nobody. - Wilkie Collins

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London. - Bette Midler

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

There's nothing like a two-hour tax appointment to make you question your career. - Shawn Hitchins

You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. - Plato

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

In primitive societies, no one has a watch, but everyone has time. In advanced societies, everyone has a watch, but no one has any time. - Gerhard Geschwandtner

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

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