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Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

Bach in an hour. Offenbach sooner. - Unknown

At our age every hour is Happy Hour. - Jim Farley

The darkest hour has only sixty minutes. - Morris Mandel

Now I'm gonna synchrosize the watch. - Archie Bunker

His finest hour lasted a minute and a half. - Phyllis Diller

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. - Steven Wright

I owned the world that hour as I rode over it. - Charles Lindbergh

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four. - Yogi Berra

Tomorrow is only found in the calendar of fools. - Og Mandino

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? - Robin Williams

Think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care. - Unknown

I could either watch it happen, or make it happen. - Elon Musk

No date on the calendar is as important as tomorrow. - Roy W Howard

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown

To watch 24 hours a day through them high-powered spectaculars. - Archie Bunker

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on. - Aphra Behn

Kindness is the golden chain by which society is bound together. - Johann von Goethe

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London. - Bette Midler

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days. - Zig Ziglar

Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. - Paulo Coelho

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

'Next time!' In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come? - Helen Hunt Jackson

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

There are people who make things happen, those who watch what happens, and those who wonder what happened. - Unknown

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

If you study a subject every day, for one hour a day, for five days a week - in five years you will become an expert in that area. - Earl Nightingale

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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