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Blind CarGo

Bubba's under cover car escapes all radar traps

Blind CarGo thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Some days you never know what you’ll run into on the road

Blind CarGo thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

I was quiet, but I was not blind. - Jane Austen

Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

The engineering is secondary to the vision. - Cynthia Ozick

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

Love is not merely blind but mentally afflicted. - Alice Thomas Ellis

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Blessed are the blind, for they know not enough to ask why. - Ernest Renan

What a blind person needs is not a teacher but another self. - Helen Keller

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Be to their virtue very kind;
be to their faults a little blind. - Matthew Prior

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. - Arthur Schopenhauer

None so deaf as those that will not hear. None so blind as those that will not see. - Matthew Henry

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not. - Sammy Davis, Jr.

When you have vision it affects your attitude. Your attitude is optimistic rather than pessimistic. - Charles R Swindoll

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. - George Bernard Shaw

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

The bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before them, glory and danger alike, and yet notwithstanding, go out to meet it. - Thucydides

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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