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Blind CarGo

Bubba's under cover car escapes all radar traps

Blind CarGo thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Some days you never know what you’ll run into on the road

Blind CarGo thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Easy Street is a blind alley. - Unknown

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

What is research but a blind date with knowledge? - Will Harvey

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

I think we are blind. Blind people who can see, but do not see. - Jose Saramago

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates

In the land of the blind those who are blessed with one eye are kings. - French Proverb

Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind. - Immanuel Kant

I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton

None so deaf as those that will not hear. None so blind as those that will not see. - Matthew Henry

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Strengthen the female mind by enlarging it, and there will be an end to blind obedience. - Mary Wollstonecraft

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not. - Sammy Davis, Jr.

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. - Stevie Wonder

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville


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