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Blind CarGo

Bubba's under cover car escapes all radar traps

Blind CarGo thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Some days you never know what you’ll run into on the road

Blind CarGo thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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The best vision is insight. - Malcolm Forbes

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

The engineering is secondary to the vision. - Cynthia Ozick

I have such poor vision I can date anybody. - Garry Shandling

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

What is research but a blind date with knowledge? - Will Harvey

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee. - Bobby Heenan

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind. - Immanuel Kant

What we call 'morals' is simply blind obedience to words of command. - Havelock Ellis

To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant

Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

The vision of a champion is someone who is drenched in sweat at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching. - Anson Dorrance

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

The bottom line is that I like my first drafts to be blind, unconscious, messy efforts; that's what gets me the best material. - Jennifer Egan

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen

The most powerful person in the world is the story teller. The storyteller sets the vision, values and agenda of an entire generation that is to come. - Steve Jobs


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