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Blind CarGo

Bubba's under cover car escapes all radar traps

Blind CarGo thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Some days you never know what you’ll run into on the road

Blind CarGo thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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The best vision is insight. - Malcolm Forbes

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I was quiet, but I was not blind. - Jane Austen

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

What we call 'morals' is simply blind obedience to words of command. - Havelock Ellis

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

With most people disbelief in a thing is founded on a blind belief in some other thing. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Strengthen the female mind by enlarging it, and there will be an end to blind obedience. - Mary Wollstonecraft

Because you're not what I would have you be, I blind myself to who, in truth, you are. - Madeleine L'Engle

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. - Stevie Wonder

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Asking someone to describe what something sounds like is like telling a blind person to guess what I look like. - Chester Bennington

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. - George Bernard Shaw

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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