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Blind CarGo

Bubba's under cover car escapes all radar traps

Blind CarGo thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Some days you never know what you’ll run into on the road

Blind CarGo thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

I have such poor vision I can date anybody. - Garry Shandling

Where there is no vision, the people perish. - Proverbs 29:18

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Blind don't mean you can't, you know, listen. - Stevie Wonder

We are stubborn on vision. We are flexible on details. - Jeff Bezos

An artist is not paid for his labor but for his vision. - James M Whistler

I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

Life flows towards an authentic promise given to an empowered vision. - Marilyn Atkinson

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

What we call 'morals' is simply blind obedience to words of command. - Havelock Ellis

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Zeal is very blind, or badly regulated, when it encroaches upon the rights of others. - Pasquier Quesnel

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

No such thing as a man willing to be honest - that would be like a blind man willing to see. - F Scott Fitzgerald

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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