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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

If a nation loses its storyteller, it loses its childhood. - Peter Handke

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

What you teach your children, you also teach their children. - Unknown

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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