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Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

My mom had a very difficult childhood. My childhood. - Cindy Marzahn

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

What can we make of the inexpressible joy of children? It is a kind of gratitude. - Annie Dillard

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. - Unknown

Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I'd have an excuse. - Jimmy Fallon

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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