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Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

Those who trade liberty for security have neither. - John Adams

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

My best security is within the munitions of an immutable Jehovah, where His unalterable promises stand like giant walls of rock. - Charles H Spurgeon

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

My folks came to the U.S. as immigrants, aliens, and became citizens. I was born in Boston, a citizen, went to Hollywood and became an alien. - Leonard Nimoy

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden


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