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Bubble Boy

When a bubble bath turns into a bubble bed

Bubble Boy thanks to Jody Defries

Nothing better than a warm bath and chocolate to ease the day's stress

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Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

What's done to children, they will do to society. - Karl A Menninger

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. - Stephen Colbert

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

What can we make of the inexpressible joy of children? It is a kind of gratitude. - Annie Dillard

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

I invite everyone to choose forgiveness rather than division, teamwork over personal ambition. - Jean-Francois Cope

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers


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