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Bubble Boy

When a bubble bath turns into a bubble bed

Bubble Boy thanks to Jody Defries

Nothing better than a warm bath and chocolate to ease the day's stress

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Boy: a noise with dirt on it. - Unknown

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. - Ann Landers

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I'd have an excuse. - Jimmy Fallon

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - G K Chesterton

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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