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Bubble Boy

When a bubble bath turns into a bubble bed

Bubble Boy thanks to Jody Defries

Nothing better than a warm bath and chocolate to ease the day's stress

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When I grow up, I want to be a little boy. - Joseph Heller

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate. - Unknown

Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable. - Plato

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

See how the boy is with his sister and you can know how the man will be with your daughter. - Sioux Proverb

Telegram: A form of correspondence sent by a man in a hurry and delivered by a boy in sleep - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton

Willingness to be puzzled is a valuable trait to cultivate, from childhood to advanced inquiry. - Noam Chomsky

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Sorrow makes us all children again - destroys all differences of intellect. The wisest know nothing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

Grandparent: 1. One who knows that spanking is unnecessary; 2. The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell


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