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Bubble Boy

When a bubble bath turns into a bubble bed

Bubble Boy thanks to Jody Defries

Nothing better than a warm bath and chocolate to ease the day's stress

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Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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