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Bubble Boy

When a bubble bath turns into a bubble bed

Bubble Boy thanks to Jody Defries

Nothing better than a warm bath and chocolate to ease the day's stress

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The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life. - Robertson Davies

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

The older a man grows the faster he could run as a boy. - Red Smith

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold


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