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When a bubble bath turns into a bubble bed

Bubble Boy thanks to Jody Defries

Nothing better than a warm bath and chocolate to ease the day's stress

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Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

If a nation loses its storyteller, it loses its childhood. - Peter Handke

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

Teach the children so it will not be necessary to teach the adults. - Abraham Lincoln

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I'd have an excuse. - Jimmy Fallon

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

Look within. Within is the fountain of good, and it will ever bubble up if thou wilt ever dig. - Marcus Aurelius

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler


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