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Bubble Boy

When a bubble bath turns into a bubble bed

Bubble Boy thanks to Jody Defries

Nothing better than a warm bath and chocolate to ease the day's stress

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Chocolate never faileth. - Annette Lyon

I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona

Caramels are a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing. - Milton Hershey

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. - Notting Hill

Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I'd have an excuse. - Jimmy Fallon

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

Telegram: A form of correspondence sent by a man in a hurry and delivered by a boy in sleep - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner


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