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Bubble Boy

When a bubble bath turns into a bubble bed

Bubble Boy thanks to Jody Defries

Nothing better than a warm bath and chocolate to ease the day's stress

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Chocolate never faileth. - Annette Lyon

Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Every boy has more talent than he will ever develop. - Unknown

Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown

If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going. - Jane Seabrook

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Daddies don't just love their children every now and then, it's a love without end. - George Strait

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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