Bucket Bath

Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Brat: A child who displays his pest manners. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

Sweater: A garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What can we make of the inexpressible joy of children? It is a kind of gratitude. - Annie Dillard

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

Of course motivation is not permanent. But then, neither is bathing; but it is something you should do on a regular basis. - Zig Ziglar

Grandparent: 1. One who knows that spanking is unnecessary; 2. The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller