Bucket Bath

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Of course motivation is not permanent. But then, neither is bathing; but it is something you should do on a regular basis. - Zig Ziglar

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami