Bucket Bath

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

What can we make of the inexpressible joy of children? It is a kind of gratitude. - Annie Dillard

Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I'd have an excuse. - Jimmy Fallon

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. - P J O'Rourke

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg