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Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Distinct: How a child says something smelled bad. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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