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Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I'd have an excuse. - Jimmy Fallon

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell


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