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The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

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Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan

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A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. - Stephen Colbert

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien


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