Bucket Bath

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

Joy Ride: Going somewhere without the kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

My mom had a very difficult childhood. My childhood. - Cindy Marzahn

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

If a nation loses its storyteller, it loses its childhood. - Peter Handke

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

I invite everyone to choose forgiveness rather than division, teamwork over personal ambition. - Jean-Francois Cope

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

If the loss of shame was the child of secularization, the loss of reason is the child of pluralization. - Ravi Zacharias

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg