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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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