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I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way

Wait for the wisest of counselors, time. - Pericles

It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker

Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

Do not wait for the last judgment. It comes every day. - Albert Camus

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada

You can't wait to buy a parachute when you need one. - Unknown

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathan Winters

Optimism doesn't wait on facts. It deals with prospects. - Norman Cousins

If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life. - Oscar Wilde

Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

I don't wait for the calendar to figure out when I should live life. - Gene Simmons

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle. - Abraham Lincoln

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

If you wait until there is another case study in your industry, you will be too late. - Seth Godin

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. - W.M. Lewis

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up. - Groucho Marx

Don't wait for extraordinary opportunities. Seize common occasions and make them great. - Orison Swett Marden

The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first. - Unknown

How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world. - Anne Frank

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Grief can be a burden, but also an anchor. You get used to the weight, how it holds you in place. - Sarah Dessen

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

We are given one life, and the decision is ours whether to wait for circumstances to make up our mind, or whether to act, and in acting, to live. - Omar Nelson Bradley

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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