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Bus Wait Weight thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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They also serve who only stand and wait. - John Milton

It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

I'm confused, oh wait, maybe I'm not. - Unknown

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

Do not wait for the last judgment. It comes every day. - Albert Camus

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life. - Oscar Wilde

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle. - Abraham Lincoln

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. - W.M. Lewis

We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain

Don't wait for extraordinary opportunities. Seize common occasions and make them great. - Orison Swett Marden

The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first. - Unknown

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

I have Dementia
My responses may be slow.
Take your time and wait for me,
It means more than you can know! - Unknown

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

I would not sit waiting for some value tomorrow, nor for something to happen. One could wait a lifetime ... I would make something happen. - Louis L'Amour

To wait for someone else, or to expect someone else to make my life richer, or fuller, or more satisfying, puts me in a constant state of suspension. - Kathleen Tierney Andrus

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. - Barack Obama

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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