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Life is too short to wait. - Unknown

Time and tide wait for no man. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done. - Carl Friedrich Gauss

I'm confused, oh wait, maybe I'm not. - Unknown

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. - Unknown

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

Don't wait. The time will never be just right. - Napoleon Hill

If you wait, all that happens is that you get older. - Larry McMurtry

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

You can't wait to buy a parachute when you need one. - Unknown

If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life. - Oscar Wilde

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. - W.M. Lewis

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up. - Groucho Marx

The most potent and sacred command which can be laid upon any artist is the command: wait. - Iris Murdoch

The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first. - Unknown

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

Patience is not simply the ability to wait - it's how we behave while we're waiting. - Joyce Meyer

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Grief can be a burden, but also an anchor. You get used to the weight, how it holds you in place. - Sarah Dessen

The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. - Henry David Thoreau

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

I have Dementia
My responses may be slow.
Take your time and wait for me,
It means more than you can know! - Unknown

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

We are given one life, and the decision is ours whether to wait for circumstances to make up our mind, or whether to act, and in acting, to live. - Omar Nelson Bradley

I would not sit waiting for some value tomorrow, nor for something to happen. One could wait a lifetime ... I would make something happen. - Louis L'Amour

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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