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It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard

If you wait, all that happens is that you get older. - Larry McMurtry

Do not wait for the last judgment. It comes every day. - Albert Camus

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life. - Oscar Wilde

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

Don't wait for the perfect moment; take the moment and make it perfect. - Unknown

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

I just invent, then wait until man comes around to needing what I've invented. - R Buckminster Fuller

The most potent and sacred command which can be laid upon any artist is the command: wait. - Iris Murdoch

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

Patience is not simply the ability to wait - it's how we behave while we're waiting. - Joyce Meyer

Good things come to people who wait, but better things come to those who go out and get them. - Unknown

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

I said to my soul, be still, and wait without hope,
For hope would be hope for the wrong thing. - T S Eliot

If you wait for perfect conditions to seize an opportunity, you'll be waiting till the day you die. - Mark Batterson

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. - Henry David Thoreau

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself. - Alice Walker

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I would not sit waiting for some value tomorrow, nor for something to happen. One could wait a lifetime ... I would make something happen. - Louis L'Amour

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan

To wait for someone else, or to expect someone else to make my life richer, or fuller, or more satisfying, puts me in a constant state of suspension. - Kathleen Tierney Andrus

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. - Barack Obama


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