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Life is too short to wait. - Unknown

Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

Everything comes in time to him who knows how to wait. - Leo Tolstoy

You can't wait to buy a parachute when you need one. - Unknown

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathan Winters

If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life. - Oscar Wilde

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle. - Abraham Lincoln

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

If you wait until there is another case study in your industry, you will be too late. - Seth Godin

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up. - Groucho Marx

The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first. - Unknown

There are two things in life that cannot wait: fulfilling filial piety and doing good deeds. - Unknown

Good things come to people who wait, but better things come to those who go out and get them. - Unknown

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Grief can be a burden, but also an anchor. You get used to the weight, how it holds you in place. - Sarah Dessen

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself. - Alice Walker

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

I have Dementia
My responses may be slow.
Take your time and wait for me,
It means more than you can know! - Unknown

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

We are given one life, and the decision is ours whether to wait for circumstances to make up our mind, or whether to act, and in acting, to live. - Omar Nelson Bradley

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan

To wait for someone else, or to expect someone else to make my life richer, or fuller, or more satisfying, puts me in a constant state of suspension. - Kathleen Tierney Andrus

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock

What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait - I'm describing my bed again. - Bill Murray


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