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Bus Wait Weight thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Wait for the wisest of counselors, time. - Pericles

Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done. - Carl Friedrich Gauss

I'm confused, oh wait, maybe I'm not. - Unknown

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

If you wait, all that happens is that you get older. - Larry McMurtry

Do not wait for the last judgment. It comes every day. - Albert Camus

Optimism doesn't wait on facts. It deals with prospects. - Norman Cousins

If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life. - Oscar Wilde

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Once you lose the weight, you're really anxious to eat healthy. - Etta James

Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain

The most potent and sacred command which can be laid upon any artist is the command: wait. - Iris Murdoch

Don't wait for extraordinary opportunities. Seize common occasions and make them great. - Orison Swett Marden

The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first. - Unknown

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

There are two things in life that cannot wait: fulfilling filial piety and doing good deeds. - Unknown

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world. - Anne Frank

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

I said to my soul, be still, and wait without hope,
For hope would be hope for the wrong thing. - T S Eliot

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

I have Dementia
My responses may be slow.
Take your time and wait for me,
It means more than you can know! - Unknown

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin


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