Camping Tools
Bubba's tips on how to roast hot dogs
Some wiener roasts get too hot
QuotaBillsI hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel
Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef
Camping is something I've done all my life. - Stefanie Powers
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante
Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson
My camping days are over, but I might consider glamping. - Christine Feehan
I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian
Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry
Technology is the campfire around which we tell our stories. - Laurie Anderson
A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart
In a well-ordered universe, camping would take place indoors. - Morgan Matson
The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. - Dave Barry
In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child
Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou
Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander
I am 100% in the camp that says forgiveness is mostly about the forgiver. - Hillary Clinton
Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy
My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone. - Tommy Cooper
From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay
On our own, we are marshmallows and dried spaghetti, but together we can become something bigger. - C.B. Cook
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown
I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow
I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor
I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett
What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron
Economies of scale are a good thing. If we didn't have them, we'd still be living in tents and eating buffalo. - Jamie Dimon
An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown
Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz
You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin