Camping Tools

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Camping is something I've done all my life. - Stefanie Powers

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson

My camping days are over, but I might consider glamping. - Christine Feehan

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

In a well-ordered universe, camping would take place indoors. - Morgan Matson

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. - Dave Barry

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone. - Tommy Cooper

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

On our own, we are marshmallows and dried spaghetti, but together we can become something bigger. - C.B. Cook

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

Economies of scale are a good thing. If we didn't have them, we'd still be living in tents and eating buffalo. - Jamie Dimon

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin