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Canadian Kiss

Kissed by a wild moose

Canadian Kiss thanks to Roy Taylor

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Courage without conscience is a wild beast. - Robert G Ingersoll

A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

That isn't the plural of moose. It's moosi. - Mikey Way

You were once wild here. Don't let them tame you! - Isadora Duncan

A kiss is a rosy dot over the "i" of loving. - Cyrano de Bergerac

Now a soft kiss; Aye, by that kiss, I vow an endless bliss. - John Keats

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

Pound for pound, the moose is the leanest ruminant on earth. - Daniel M Ortberg

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

What is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? - Mary Oliver

If I'm feeling really wild I don't floss before bedtime. - Judith Viorst

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He is a fool that kisseth the maid when he may kiss the mistress. - English Proverb

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. - Ted Nugent

Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

Let me be an ocean and let me kiss you as many times as the ocean kisses the shore. - Debasish Mridha

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. - Kiera Cass

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. - Tao Lin

The happiness of life is made up of the little charities of a kiss or smile, a kind look, a heartfelt compliment. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

On the subject of wild mushrooms, it is easy to tell who is an expert and who is not: the expert is the one who is still alive. - Donal Henahan

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

Happiness in this world, when it comes, comes incidentally. Make it the object of pursuit, and it leads us a wild-goose chase, and is never attained. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Every creature is better alive than dead, men and moose and pine trees, and he who understands it aright will rather preserve its life than destroy it. - Henry David Thoreau

Happiness is to see the world in a grain of sand, and Heaven in a wild flower, to hold infinity in the palm of your hand, and eternity in a single hour. - William Blake

The moose is singularly grotesque and awkward to look at. Why should it stand so high at the shoulders? Why have so long a head? Why have no tail to speak of? - Henry David Thoreau

If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose. - Mira Grant

Yet each man kills the thing he loves, by each let this be heard, some do it with a bitter look, some with a flattering word. The coward does it with a kiss, the brave man with a sword! - Oscar Wilde


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