Canadian Kiss

Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon

That isn't the plural of moose. It's moosi. - Mikey Way

You were once wild here. Don't let them tame you! - Isadora Duncan

A compliment is something like a kiss through a veil. - Victor Hugo

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

Pound for pound, the moose is the leanest ruminant on earth. - Daniel M Ortberg

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

If I'm feeling really wild I don't floss before bedtime. - Judith Viorst

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He is a fool that kisseth the maid when he may kiss the mistress. - English Proverb

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt

Whosoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a god. - Aristotle

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. - Ted Nugent

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

Let me be an ocean and let me kiss you as many times as the ocean kisses the shore. - Debasish Mridha

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. - Kiera Cass

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. - Tao Lin

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

The happiness of life is made up of the little charities of a kiss or smile, a kind look, a heartfelt compliment. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

On the subject of wild mushrooms, it is easy to tell who is an expert and who is not: the expert is the one who is still alive. - Donal Henahan

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Happiness in this world, when it comes, comes incidentally. Make it the object of pursuit, and it leads us a wild-goose chase, and is never attained. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Every creature is better alive than dead, men and moose and pine trees, and he who understands it aright will rather preserve its life than destroy it. - Henry David Thoreau

Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing 'Embraceable You' in spats. - Woody Allen

Yet each man kills the thing he loves, by each let this be heard, some do it with a bitter look, some with a flattering word. The coward does it with a kiss, the brave man with a sword! - Oscar Wilde