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Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Worry is practical atheism. - Unknown

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

The pessimist's epitaph: 'Just what I expected'. - Unknown

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

Put your trust in the Lord and go ahead. Worry gets you no place. - Roy Acuff

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist - except an old optimist. - Mark Twain

Never worry about criticism from people you would never take advice from. - Unknown

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists. - Jean Rostand

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

In the long run, the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip. - Unknown

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader (realist) adjusts the sails. - John C Maxwell

Don't worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - the main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away. - John Steinbeck

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


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