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Love more. Worry Less. - Unknown

Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

Worry is the stomach's worst poison. - Alfred Nobel

Pessimism is the triumph of worry over matter. - Unknown

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. - Edward Abbey

A pessimist is someone who makes difficulties of his opportunities. - Unknown

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

There is not enough time in life to worry about there being enough time in life. - Atticus

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it. - George Bernard Shaw

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

An optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. - Winston Churchill

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. - Winston Churchill

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Don't worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - the main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away. - John Steinbeck

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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