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He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder
Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown
Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein
Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno
I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright
Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg
Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne
To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow
Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan
It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck
I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw
I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield
They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler
I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals. - Ronnie Corbett
Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil
There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino
The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt
Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins
A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright
Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com