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Catch of the Day

Bubba and Jethro took 2nd and 3rd trophies at the fish derby

Catch of the Day thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

Hanging around my neck like an albacross. - Archie Bunker

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

If you're having a bad day, catch a wave. - Frosty Hesson

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb

For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

It's a catch he would have caught 99 times out of 1,000. - Henry Blofeld

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. - Vince Lombardi

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

I have a catch phrase: "You're fired," ... Don King has a catch phrase: "Not Guilty." - Donald Trump

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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