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From Catfish to CaughtFish

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Sushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

If you're having a bad day, catch a wave. - Frosty Hesson

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Slow down and everything you are chasing will come around and catch you. - John de Paola

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Every once in a while some feller without a single bad habit gets caught. - Kin Hubbard

My uncle is in trouble with his union. They caught him working on the job. - Joey Adams

Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Sorry for being late. I got caught up enjoying my last few minutes of not being here. - Unknown

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold. - Helen Keller

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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