Celebrity Swine Flu Fatality
And we all know who gave it to him...
QuotaBillsIn a pig's dye - Archie Bunker
One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb
Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin
When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. - Unknown
Psychoanalysis is the disease it claims to cure. - Karl Kraus
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck
Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito
Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown
Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak
The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller
Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown
Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb
You may know the intractability of a disease by its long list of remedies. - Alonzo Clark
A celebrity is a person known to many people he is glad he doesn't know. - H L Mencken
A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker
Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein
The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill
The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill
All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams
To cure the British disease with socialism was like trying to cure leukemia with leeches. - Margaret Thatcher
Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes
I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger
When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain
The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull
Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson
What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope
'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid
The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin
It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler
My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle
A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer
The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown
A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer
My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield