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Christmas Bad Attitude

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Christmas Bad Attitude thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Christmas Bad Attitude thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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He lights up a room when he leaves it. - Henny Youngman

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it. - L.J. Peter

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

There was nothing in the dark that wasn't there when the lights were on. - Rod Serling

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. - Omar N Bradley

Usually a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. - Jeremy Clarkson

The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter. - G.C. Lichtenberg

The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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