Christmas Bad Attitude

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Each day comes bearing its own gifts. Untie the ribbons. - Ruth Ann Schabacker

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

Neonphancy: A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to being it to light. - George Washington

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

It's one of the greatest gifts you can give yourself, to forgive. Forgive everybody. - Maya Angelou

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan