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Cleanup

Worker doing his best to stretch out the day

Cleanup thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Cleaning up the other guy's problem

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So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

Don't miss the donut by looking through the hole. - Unknown

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

The productivity of work is not the responsibility of the worker but of the manager. - Peter F Drucker

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him or her. - David Brinkley

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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