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Cleanup

Worker doing his best to stretch out the day

Cleanup thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Cleaning up the other guy's problem

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Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

It's as dark out there as the black hole of Dakota. - Jack Dyer

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

Architecture starts when you carefully put two bricks together. There it begins. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him. - David Brinkley

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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