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Cleanup

Worker doing his best to stretch out the day

Cleanup thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Cleaning up the other guy's problem

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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

An ounce of work is worth a ton of wishing. - Amish Saying

Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

They intoxicate themselves with work so they won't see how they really are. - Aldous Huxley

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

If I could I would always work in silence and obscurity, and let my efforts be known by their results. - Emily Bronte

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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