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Cleanup

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Cleanup thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Cleaning up the other guy's problem

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I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. - Will Rogers

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle. - Archie Bunker

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions - Archie Bunker

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

If the plan does not work, change the plan, but never the goal. - Unknown

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes... including you. - Anne Lamott

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it. - Henry Ford

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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