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Cleanup

Worker doing his best to stretch out the day

Cleanup thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Cleaning up the other guy's problem

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Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

A mouse never entrusts his life to only one hole. - Plautus

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

First law on holes - when you're in one, stop digging. - Denis Healey

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

Throwing bricks and bottles, it's like a regular inserruption. - Archie Bunker

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

The productivity of work is not the responsibility of the worker but of the manager. - Peter F Drucker

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

I played golf. I didn't get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. - Mitch Hedberg

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird


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