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Cleanup

Worker doing his best to stretch out the day

Cleanup thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Cleaning up the other guy's problem

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Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle. - Archie Bunker

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Every member must work or quit. No honorary members. - Charles Finney

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

I never did a day's work in my life. It was all fun. - Thomas Edison

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done. - James Ling

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

A professional is someone who does his best work when he doesn't feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

A worker must win the hearts and affections of the people before he can do any effective work. - D.L. Moody

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. - Hy Gardner

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky


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