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Wisdom requires the long view. - John F. Kennedy

The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Time is given us to use in view of eternity. - Harry Ironside

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

I always have an optimistic view, no matter what it is. - Stephen Curry

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better. - Ricky Gervais

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? - Jay Leno

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

When it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain. - Graham Norton

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

Nut Bar: someone who has a polar opposite world view which is contrary to your own biased opinions - Debbie Milne

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man - he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie


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