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Walking out on your own limb

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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

Wisdom requires the long view. - John F. Kennedy

The mountains are calling and I must go. - John Muir

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

Time is given us to use in view of eternity. - Harry Ironside

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

I always have an optimistic view, no matter what it is. - Stephen Curry

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better. - Ricky Gervais

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man - he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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