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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

I always have an optimistic view, no matter what it is. - Stephen Curry

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better. - Ricky Gervais

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? - Jay Leno

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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